I've concluded that nothing bad I do is my fault I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information I wonder if we could set fire to the bed without burning the house down When you think how well basic appliances work, it's hard to believe anyone ever gets on an airplane It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept Physical education is what you learn from having your face in someone's armpit right before lunch I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know